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Monday, March 29, 2010

Battered, Bloodied but still Breathing; Barely


Cliffs of insanity

At age twelve my mother sent me out onto the roof of our house to fix it. It was a flat roof over the family room that had a leak in the corner. It was my job to reapply tar to that area. At some point I must have made some terrible mistake because I remember my mom yelling out of the window commenting on my error. She then added, “How can someone who is supposed to be so smart do such a dumb thing?” Immediately, in my mind, I retorted, ‘Who said I was supposed to be so smart?’. Two years earlier the school psychologist had administered an I.Q. test; the results of which were denied to my immature eyes, but rather given to my parents. I don’t think that was fair.
Today I did a really dumb thing. Among the activities that I truly love, there is snorkeling. Floating above such a variety of sea creatures is so serene. It has been years since I have had such an opportunity. We anchored in Cabo San Lucas this morning and I was first in line to get off the boat. Once on shore we haggled a good price for a water taxi to ferry us to Lover’s Beach. This secluded beach resides near the tip of Cabo’s famous rock formations. Within minutes I was in the water while Barbie, Rebecca and Caitlin remained on shore to read and sunbathe. I had a mask and goggles, but no flippers as they were too big to fit in my suitcase. Soon I was gliding through a cornucopia of beautiful tropical fish. But then disaster hit; my curiosity replaced my better sense. From the shore it seemed that the rock formation where I was swimming might contain a passage back on the opposite side between the rocks and the cliffs of insanity. (See figure above and note white water to the right of the photo.) I decided to venture on and explore this diabolical chasm. As I swam into the narrow space I saw hundreds of fish, but soon I noticed that the force of the waves hitting the rocks ahead were pushing the fish back underneath me. I craned my neck up out of the water to see if I could see a passage through them back to shore. I could not. At the moment I was debating whether to turn back, the ocean took away all of my choices. A wave hit me, from behind or in front, I could not tell. I saw bubbles and blue and franticly swam to what I thought was up. It was no use. I could not fight the power of the waves. I was gasping now, but my submerged snorkel prevented me from inhaling water. For a brief moment I saw sun, but only a second. I quickly took a half a breath, but then was under again. I fought to regain the surface but failed. It became clear that I was not strong enough to overpower the churning whirlpool. As I struggled in vain, I was abruptly thrown against the rocks on the cliff side. I saw a small rock jutting from the face and grabbed it only to have it break off in my hand has another wave pulled me again down into the abyss. I thought, ‘How stupid I am, Barbie can’t even see me, no one can. This is it, I am out of breath, I can’t last much longer.’ It is amazing how easy it is to drown. This is the second time in my life that I nearly drown. The first time I was seven and fell into the Eel River. Fate, luck, divine providence intervened then as it did now. Soon a wave threw me to the rock side and for a split second I saw a substantial vertical outcropping shaped like a handle and completely covered with razor sharp barnacles. I held on for dear life and the wave receded exposing a rock shelf near my feet. I swung my leg up and pulled myself out with what strength remained. I stood there for a long while and breathed. My will was again my own.
To get back to shore I would have to climb over the rock. I could not return the way I came. Once the hyperventilation slowed I began the slow ascent. Facing the rock I noticed hundreds of barnacles per square foot. ’Oh well,’ I thought, ‘Our pathways can’t always be without pain. And besides, pain meant that I was still alive.’ I got to the top of the rock and saw a place free of malevolent crustaceans and sat down. I looked at the rock next to me and saw bright red blood dripping at an uncomfortably fast rate. I looked at my legs and they were also covered in wet blood. In that moment I wondered what was my platelet count. I have been off chemo for a while so I assumed that they were adequate to the task. “Go Platelets Go…..Goooo Platelets!!” I looked to the shore for Barbie. I thought I saw them where I had left them reading their books. I sat for a while considering my next move. Below me a dozen blue shelled crabs scurried sideways over the rocks. The rock face was more gradual on this side as the shelf became submerged. This was my way out. As I looked up a man on the shore was calling to me. Right behind him was a very concerned Barbie. I waved to indicate that I was alright. I knew that they couldn’t come get me, though. I slowly descended like a crab with my hands behind me and was finally back in the water with mask and snorkel in place. I swam and soon saw the man’s feet indicating that I could stand. Barbie then came and walked me back to our towels where we waited for the water taxi. Everyone on the beach was shocked to see this bloody mess of a man limping and dripping as he passed them on the sand; So much for Lover’s Beach. We assessed my wounds. I had cuts all over my body, mostly on my hands, feet and lower legs, but nothing that needed stitches.
Barbie wanted me to see the ship’s medic, but you know me, I am a surgeon. I have taken care of these types of wounds many times. Certainly I could treat myself. After a shower, Barbie lathered me with Neosporin and applied a multitude of Band-aids. I gave myself a broad spectrum antibiotic and went to lunch.
Sometime the rocks in your head and the rocks against your head meet and the result is not pretty.
I will survive to live another day so that tomorrow I can strap on a harness, hook onto a steel cable and glide a hundred feet over the jungle. At least that will be safer.
Kevin

7 comments:

Brooke Trogdon said...

Wow. So glad and relieved that you are okay. Hope you have lots more fun on your vacation! Here's to living!

Kristin said...

Kevin- very nice! Next time, invite me along, that sounds like fun! And I bet the fish were worth it, the ocean is a beautiful place!

Al, Wendy, Max, and Lil said...

Wow are you meant to be here!

Anonymous said...

Go Platlets!!!!!! So glad you are safe and ok. Come back to us in one peice please!! Love ya!

Rachelle

Betty said...

Oh, Kevin, you crack me up.

Emma and Dan said...

I have to tell you that I hated reading that post. Logically, I knew that you wrote it and are obviously okay, but you described everything so well that I was panicking as I envisioned it. I'm so, so, so glad that you're okay.

I hope that you got to see some beautiful fish and that you are enjoying the rest of your vacation. :)

Brian said...

You are, without a doubt, the coolest guy I know.